And now, deep thoughts…by me.

A collection of random thoughts, stories, opinions, and horrific/amusing one liners.
Please enjoy this peek inside my head, but enter with caution ;)

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  • Every shit storm has its rainbow.

    Life is a series of shit storms and rainbows. How often we see the rainbows depends on how we handle the storm.

    Let that sink in.

  • You walk like a virgin.

    A boy I had a crush on said this to me. I was 13 or 14 years old and was indeed a virgin. I was mortified by this comment and the thought of walking like a bow legged cowboy once I caught the big D.

Please join me in a game I like to play, where I try to match symptoms to causes. It’s a real “who done it” I like to call:

WHAT DA FUQ?!

Up this week is a real bitch who has overstayed her welcome, it’s Hot Flash!

Is it from the chemo induced menopause? COULD BE!
Perhaps the medication with awful side effects that keeps my cancer away? MAYBE!
Don’t forget about your lymph node dissection and removal! WHO KNOWS!
Could it be Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with a knife? WHY THE HELL NOT!

It’s endless hours of fun!

Confession 01

When I was little, my mom brought home a green chicken egg. I thought this was so cool. I ran across the street to show my best friend. I rang the door bell and while I waited, I had a genius idea to hatch the egg before he got to the door. So I sat on it. The end.